Cows of the month, we’re here,
This is a badge of honor, my dears,
Trophy of the year, hear, hear,
Maybe it was the males we divorced, cheers,
Once we were good little girls,
Now Cows of the Month do twirl,
Excuse me, what did you call me?
The basics, good manners for tea!
Cows of the month, hear, hear,
It’s trophy of the year, my dears!