YAH, SENIORS!

Let’s hear it for seniors, yah!

Golden olds have it each way,

Having our fat days and thin days,

While prune juice has its wicked way,

Have a positive plan, I say,

Don’t look at your brush any day,

We’re now a whiter shade of grey!

Yes, most of us are denture queens,

More glug in the pipes than you’ve ever seen,

Should be like Willy Nelson’s been,

All smoking our leafy greens,

We golden olds have it each way,

Let’s hear it for seniors, yah!