Confucius Say….

Confucius say, so does Tao,

So does Jesus, no woe,

Don’t send dick picks on our phones,

Gal bloomers don’t get thrown,

Disembodied penis, magnets not,

Do grow up, you little grots!

Stay in touch, Confucius say,

F… of our phones, we all say,

So does your ex-wife now, so yah!