Our queen rules another realm, I believe,
From here to Eternity, we grieve,
Melbourne, Victoria, has its priorities,
We’ll have a four-day weekend, you see,
Pomp of royalty, footy final at the MCG!
Massacre by Geelong, possibility,
Pies might be in to win it, tee hee,
Showtime next week as well, I say,
Yes, we commemorate the lot this way,
One long footy public holiday!
Would we have Melbourne any other way?