Teaching Highlights!

Been teaching for nigh on fifty years,

Became a tutor later, my dears,

I’ve taught a bit of everything,

Maths and Literacy my bells do ring,

Teaching highlights can be fun,

When our Einsteins were so young,

An octopus has eight testicles,

I did read that with my spectacles,

Mozart sailed to Vietnam, you know,

We lost Vienna on the overthrow,

“We don’t need no education!’ they sang,

I made them do sums after lunch bell rang,

Yes, we gave them an education somehow,

Despite being fat old cows!

Need GSOH for this teaching gig,

Coaching these treasures to dream really big!

Published by julieunicorn16

Hi, I am an Australian author of online blogs, as well as poet with many books published on Amazon and Lulu, under my pen name, Barbara Binland. I write for baby boomers, devotions, and for a humor website in the USA.

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