Where were you?

Grandma gave rugrat a gift,

Into the toy box I did lift,

It was so plastique,

Not quite fantastique,

Grandma, Grandma, where were you,

When I stepped on Lego at 4:32?

Foul language approached,

On my bare foot, it encroached,

Sheer hell, granny, thank you not,

That is why I am now a sot!

Published by julieunicorn16

Hi, I am an Australian author of online blogs, as well as poet with many books published on Amazon and Lulu, under my pen name, Barbara Binland. I write for baby boomers, devotions, and for a humor website in the USA.

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