So Not Funny.

Not so funny, man,

Feeding me spam,

Morbidly yours, all right,

More verbs, how blight,

Don’t waste your words,

You’re beyond absurd,

Negative chaff and chatter,

Really do not matter,

Get over yourself,

Get off that shelf,

Go get a life,

Signed, your only wife!

No one believes your spam,

Morbidly yours, now scram!