Author Archives: julieunicorn16

Confucius say, so does Tao, So does Jesus, no woe, Don’t send dick picks on our phones, Gal bloomers don’t get thrown, Disembodied penis, magnets not, Do grow up, you little grots! Stay in touch, Confucius say, F… of our phones, we all say, So does your ex-wife now, so yah!

Election could be on the way, Pollies to kiss us any day, Barnaby wants to share his worms, Let’s all dodge dickheads and germs!

Guess oldies turn back the clock, Today’s priced are a shock, Then there’s utility bills, Postman does not bring thrills, Bread was 15 cents a loaf, it rocked, No, I guess we cannot turn back the clock!

I reminisce, you see, On days and times for me, Have great happy memories, But no one knows, basically, Why males gives us chicks Rat Therapy!

It is good like this, Now I am a senior chick, You get on with your dick, I do things for chicks, Sort of lots of benefits!