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I got lucky again, you see, You came turning back to me, If stupid Cupid takes you away, I’ll love you for ever and a day!

Yes, folks love us boomers, To change, we don’t do zoomers, We don’t change lightbulbs, you see, The old ones were all good, tee hee!

Through the lace curtain he peeps, Up to the doorway, she creeps, Luscious bride with prize hams, Long time since she was young with charms, Yes, boy, tonight is your wedding bliss, Online bride to flatten you with her fat hips!

Our mums taught us logically, “Do this cause I say,” said she, They taught us to persevere, “Until you eat your veg, sit here!” What would a modern teen say? “Okay, move on, boomer babes, You had tough muddas, okay!”

Can you play with a handicap? After prostates, golfing chaps, Four hours of golf today, Free the willies, boys, okay!