Author Archives: julieunicorn16

God still sits on His throne, So no one is alone, Don’t miss the beautiful, I say, Your future starts today! When we sit to pray, Souls have no barriers, yah!

Head on pillow at last! Breaking up is a right blast, Texts do need a woman’s touch, Send my ex ‘guns to head’ emojis much!

Now there’s no more climate change, All atmosphere beyond our range, Chopped down last tree on Earth, Turned to paper, for what it’s worth, They wrote, ” Save the Trees”, Gasping for air, so miserably, That was that, you see, True tale of our last tree!

Confucius say, so does Tao, So does Jesus, no woe, Don’t send dick picks on our phones, Gal bloomers don’t get thrown, Disembodied penis, magnets not, Do grow up, you little grots! Stay in touch, Confucius say, F… of our phones, we all say, So does your ex-wife now, so yah!