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Look out, boomers on the way, We’ll hit the nursing homes one day, Young uns will invent robots, you see, To do all our bedpans and BP’s!

This is too funny, Ain’t the energiser bunny, Ain’t misbehaving anyway, Let’s all have a positive day!

Our mums taught us logically, “Do this cause I say!’ said shes, They taught us to persevere, “Until you eat your veg, sit here!” What would a modern teen say? “Okay, move on, boomer babes, You had tough muddas, okay!”

This is a quest, Our psyche’s request, From challenges, make success, Give it your very best, Even a boomer babe like me, A fragment from the fat poet society!

Down under, in Oz, over here, There is no football, my dears, This is a tale so drear, A footy champion, once held dear,’ He died of no football, no cheers, We buried him at the ground, now austere, His tumulus amounded each year, We’d drive by, pouring a libation of beer, The tumbleweeds blew,Continue reading “NO FOOTBALL HERE….(Message from Melbourne!)”

These are our Iso games, Shall we ever wear our bras again? The girls are swinging loose and free, An Iso form of liberty, Can we overwalk the family dogs? If we keep home baking, we’ll look like hogs, I ponder on baked beans, If a supermarket is what it seems. Yes, we all workContinue reading “Iso Games! (Message from Melbourne).”