Author Archives: julieunicorn16

Yes, I am kind to my enemy, And my friends are kind to me, I can be quite catty too, Now I say, “God bless you!” Don’t let nasties get to you!

Cars in the seventies, Had character, you see, Lime green Fords with stripes GT, Waxed on weekends, thoroughly, Double Cam exhausts and Mag wheels, Now bland cars are the deal, White, black, silver, or grey, Purple or orange cars drove away, Into history’s page, When the seventies were our stage…….

Who runs Oz? The task, A public servant you must ask! PS clerks run our land Admirably, it’s quite grand, As they will tell you, tee hee, They run budgets efficiently, Managing Oz quite efficiently, Pollies come and pollies go, PS clerks are keeping on, lo!

Need a good imagination, Like beyond sublimation, I was finding fairies, you see, Only imaginary, Found a smile fairy, Blessing lil’ ole me, Really, no need to worry!

Newsflash I heard today, Santa Claus has run away, With a female stripper! I say, How shall we get our gifts today? “Never mind,” Mrs. Claus did say, ‘”Chick power is taking over the sleigh!”

Yes, nostalgia does exist, I reminisce on slimmer hips, As I look at us today, All I really want to say Is, we got fat for football, eh!

I picked up a pen today, It did not work, the usual way, Norms for old teachers, I say, Why don’t I throw old pens away?

Need a good imagination, Like beyond sublimation, I was finding fairies, you see, Only imaginary, Found a smile fairy, Blessing lil’ old me, Really, no need to worry!