Author Archives: julieunicorn16

Sad, but too true, No one waits for me and you, Yo, but hark! Washing’s waiting in the dark, In the morning glow, Washing suds soon aflow, Yes, women of the world, Washing still waits for every girl!

Raining again, floods no good, We must all raise our hoods, Raise them for Jesus, we should, Ancient hoods, way too good!

Do we need to really change? Self-help gurus can be strange, What is wrong with the status quo? Dress with a smile, be jolly, YO!

What are your degrees? Overthinking is so me, Also I blow up the credit card, Quals in that, not so hard, Got an “A”in giggling too, Quals are good for me and you!

Let’s raise a bitter glass, Football’s here at last, And that’s not all, Teams do crowds enthrall, From a victory, Snatch defeat, you see, No flag again this year, Bitter glass, my dears, Football’s finally a’loose, Pour that glass of bitter juice!

A nostalgia article published online. Nostalgia is good for the times we miss, as I sit here and reminisce. When I first left high school. I had a job in the city, an hour’s travel away. My father and older sister indoctrinated me into the noble art of commuting. We stood on a railway platform,Continue reading “THE RED RATTLERS……”

My popular article published online for the readers aged sixty plus. “This is a little trip down nostalgia land, to days which shall probably never come again. In our old primary school playground, we had a huge expanse of asphalt. It was so boiling hot, standing there in school assemblies, raising the flag and singing,Continue reading “Playtime.”

Cows of the month, we’re here, This is a badge of honor, my dears, Trophy of the year, hear, hear, Maybe it was the males we divorced, cheers, Once we were good little girls, Now Cows of the Month do twirl, Excuse me, what did you call me? The basics, good manners for tea! CowsContinue reading “COWS OF THE MONTH!”

Hey, we’re single and not married, Maybe true love never carried, It’s not the end of the world, For any boy or girl!