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Head on pillow at last! Breaking up is a right blast, Texts do need a woman’s touch, Send my ex ‘guns to head’ emojis much!

Now there’s no more climate change, All atmosphere beyond our range, Chopped down last tree on Earth, Turned to paper, for what it’s worth, They wrote, ” Save the Trees”, Gasping for air, so miserably, That was that, you see, True tale of our last tree!

Confucius say, so does Tao, So does Jesus, no woe, Don’t send dick picks on our phones, Gal bloomers don’t get thrown, Disembodied penis, magnets not, Do grow up, you little grots! Stay in touch, Confucius say, F… of our phones, we all say, So does your ex-wife now, so yah!

Election could be on the way, Pollies to kiss us any day, Barnaby wants to share his worms, Let’s all dodge dickheads and germs!

Guess oldies turn back the clock, Today’s priced are a shock, Then there’s utility bills, Postman does not bring thrills, Bread was 15 cents a loaf, it rocked, No, I guess we cannot turn back the clock!