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Cars in the seventies, Had character, you see, Lime green Fords with stripes GT, Waxed on weekends, thoroughly, Double Cam exhausts and Mag wheels, Now bland cars are the deal, White, black, silver or grey, Purple or orange cars just drove away!

In my burb, cool cars are superstars, They never seem to travel far, They drive off to the bottle shop, Drive home, dodging the cops, Maybe they seek lively young babes, I think the ho’s are laughing away, Your fun police I am not, Another trip to the bottle shop, I do not care whereContinue reading “COOL CARS.”

Got to be realistic, Caring for geriatrics, Limited mobility, Yet more cups of tea, Dinner’s at an end, Off to the S-bend, It all turns to poop, you see, But wampum’s good in this teepee!

This is a true tale I heard, It is not so absurd, A little old lady, grey, Escaped from nursing home one day, Took her purse, wandered away, “Where did she go?” you say, To the nearest pub, go greys!

This is a great idea, tee hee, Good suggestions are so me, Nuisance caller was asking me, Money for fundraising committee, “Right,” said little chirpy old me, “You can send some cheques to me, We need funds here desperately!” I must say, sensitively, Great ideas are so me, Nuisance caller hung up on me!

It’s time for coffee much, Maybe with some lovely grub, You barrack for my club, No? You’re doing well, My football club ain’t doing so swell, So, it’s time for coffee much, Hope you’ve got a decent club!

People do throw rocks at shining, Football does bring on whining, That was our forward line, Do goals exist? About time! Why have goals? My team! What are goals? It seems I have a Socratic football team! Football is a silly fuss, And so say all of us!

Yes, we are older ladies, All with molten hips and knees, Agnostic or Catholic fantasies, Nothing like a good chick lit. Who on earth wrote this blip? Love is pulsating away, I’ll enjoy this book today!

What a good question is this, I read it on Facebook’s blip, What, Willie Nelson does ask, Are teens leaving us? The task! Old Willie and Keith Richards, lo! They really need to know, Pickled on booze, sex and drugs, No healthy vegie juice to chug, Aging is a blast, free hugs!