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Beam me up, she said, Mary Poppins I have read, Pet advocate was she, I’ll feed my birds, signed me!

You’re so varicose vein, Youth is gone again, I suppose I’m still lucky, I found my glasses, you see, That’s as good as it gets today, Let’s hear it for oldies, Yah!

Let’s hear it for seniors, yah! Golden olds have it each way, Having our fat days and thin days, While prune juice has its wicked way, Have a positive plan, I say, Don’t look at your brush any day, We’re now a whiter shade of grey! Yes, most of us are denture queens, More glugContinue reading “YAH, SENIORS!”