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Newsflash I heard today, Santa Claus has run away, With a female stripper! I say, How shall we get our gifts today? “Never mind,” Mrs. Claus did say, ‘”Chick power is taking over the sleigh!”

Yes, nostalgia does exist, I reminisce on slimmer hips, As I look at us today, All I really want to say Is, we got fat for football, eh!

I picked up a pen today, It did not work, the usual way, Norms for old teachers, I say, Why don’t I throw old pens away?

Need a good imagination, Like beyond sublimation, I was finding fairies, you see, Only imaginary, Found a smile fairy, Blessing lil’ old me, Really, no need to worry!

Cars in the seventies, Had character, you see, Lime green Fords with stripes GT, Waxed on weekends, thoroughly, Double Cam exhausts and Mag wheels, Now bland cars are the deal, White, black, silver or grey, Purple or orange cars just drove away!

In my burb, cool cars are superstars, They never seem to travel far, They drive off to the bottle shop, Drive home, dodging the cops, Maybe they seek lively young babes, I think the ho’s are laughing away, Your fun police I am not, Another trip to the bottle shop, I do not care whereContinue reading “COOL CARS.”

Got to be realistic, Caring for geriatrics, Limited mobility, Yet more cups of tea, Dinner’s at an end, Off to the S-bend, It all turns to poop, you see, But wampum’s good in this teepee!

This is a true tale I heard, It is not so absurd, A little old lady, grey, Escaped from nursing home one day, Took her purse, wandered away, “Where did she go?” you say, To the nearest pub, go greys!

This is a great idea, tee hee, Good suggestions are so me, Nuisance caller was asking me, Money for fundraising committee, “Right,” said little chirpy old me, “You can send some cheques to me, We need funds here desperately!” I must say, sensitively, Great ideas are so me, Nuisance caller hung up on me!