Need a good imagination, Like beyond sublimation, I was finding fairies, you see, Only imaginary, Found a smile fairy, Blessing lil’ ole me, Really, no need to worry!
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THEIR DAY AT THE BEACH. (A tribute for Anzac Day).
SANTA RAN AWAY!
SANTA RAN AWAY!
Newsflash I heard today, Santa Claus has run away, With a female stripper! I say, How shall we get our gifts today? “Never mind,” Mrs. Claus did say, ‘”Chick power is taking over the sleigh!”
FAT FOR FOOTBALL.
Yes, nostalgia does exist, I reminisce on slimmer hips, As I look at us today, All I really want to say Is, we got fat for football, eh!
Ah, Obsolescence!
I picked up a pen today, It did not work, the usual way, Norms for old teachers, I say, Why don’t I throw old pens away?
FOUND A FAIRY!
Need a good imagination, Like beyond sublimation, I was finding fairies, you see, Only imaginary, Found a smile fairy, Blessing lil’ old me, Really, no need to worry!
THE ONE! (article published in the USA, on Erma Bombeck website.)
OLDEN CARS!
Cars in the seventies, Had character, you see, Lime green Fords with stripes GT, Waxed on weekends, thoroughly, Double Cam exhausts and Mag wheels, Now bland cars are the deal, White, black, silver or grey, Purple or orange cars just drove away!
COOL CARS.
In my burb, cool cars are superstars, They never seem to travel far, They drive off to the bottle shop, Drive home, dodging the cops, Maybe they seek lively young babes, I think the ho’s are laughing away, Your fun police I am not, Another trip to the bottle shop, I do not care whereContinue reading “COOL CARS.”